November 23, 2017

mileven-and-contemplation:

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November 23, 2017

jheselbraum:

willcub:

ariesaav:

fuzzbutt07:

*slams reblog*

Klezmer dolphins.

I don’t know that I’ve reblogged anything faster in my entire tumblr life.  

I want to know the story behind this?

Like. Look at the movement of the water. The color. They’re not in a tank. That’s the motherfucking ocean. Or at least, a large closed off area in the ocean. The man in the video is on some sort of raft.

But those dolphins know the dude well enough to beach right next to him, and while I’m no expert in dolphin-ese, I know enough to make a pretty solid guess that those dolphins are trying to communicate with that clarinet (dolphins have their own languages! And I think the fast, lilting notes of the song combined with the clarinet’s natural sound mimics a dolphin’s clicks and chirps pretty well, all things considered)

So what in the Sam Heck is going on here???

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October 29, 2017
whatsfreebaseandwhatsfreeaboutit:
“Omfg this is of that kid he looks exactly the same
”

whatsfreebaseandwhatsfreeaboutit:

Omfg this is of that kid he looks exactly the same

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October 18, 2017
untexting:
“ hoodoo-hoodlum:
“ I’m so mad because this worked
”
ROGER HELP ME
”

untexting:

hoodoo-hoodlum:

I’m so mad because this worked

ROGER HELP ME

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October 18, 2017

expected-chaos:

Not to be dramatic but it’s only fucking Wednesday

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October 16, 2017

optometrictzedek:

redsatinsheets:

y’all love to mock asian nail salon owners so here’s a little background for your dumbasses:

during the vietnam war, many vietnamese refugees came to america, a lot being women and their children. an american actress, tippi hedren, flew to sacramento, ca. to visit a refugee camp. she wanted to meet the women who were living there and figure out ways to support them. many of them had lost their husbands in the war and were now left without an income and many had no knowledge of how to begin to provide for themselves and their children. while there, tippi noticed that many of the women were fascinated with her manicured nails. tippi had gotten the idea to fly her manicurist to the refugee camp to teach the women how to do nails, in hopes of giving these women a way to support themselves and their families. tippi had paid for 20 women from the refugee camp to attend beautician school and help them get their licenses & eventually find jobs. about 51% of manicurists in the u.s. are vietnamese and many of them are direct descendants of these 20 women who were given the chance to go to beautician school at the courtesy of tippi. so next time y’all want to mock and make fun of hardworking nail techs and treat them like shit, just remember that this is all because of the labor and the persistence of their ancestors who came here with nothing.

Here are multiple sources confirming: (1) (2) (3)

And if you read those links, you’ll learn that not only is this all true, but Vietnamese refugees revolutionized the manicure industry. Until Vietnamese refugees began opening their own shops, only the wealthy could afford manicures. In 1970, a manicure could cost $50, which is equivalent to over $300 in 2017 (via inflationcalculator.com). Vietnamese manicurists charged 30-50% less than their American counterparts, making manis and pedis more accessible to the middle class. In 2017, you can get a manicure for $20-30 at most Vietnamese places. Without Tippi and Vietnamese refugees, no one but the rich would be able to have their nails professionally done. Just something else to think about when you wanna mock hard working immigrants. 

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October 16, 2017

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October 16, 2017
What to do if you suddenly find yourself homeless

comrade-jiang:

kukachoosays:

himynameisrollin:

hipsandheartbreak:

spork-of-humanity:

dangerbabegang:

FOOD

  • Find your nearest food bank or mission, for food
  • grocery stores with free samples, bakeries + stores with day-old bread
  • different fast food outlets have cheaper food and will generally let you hang out for a while.
  • some dollar stores carry food like cans of beans or fruit


SHELTER

  • Sleeping at beaches during the day is a good way to avoid suspicion and harassment
  • sleep with your bag strapped to you, so someone can’t steal it
  • Some churches offer short term residence
  • Find your nearest homeless shelter
  • Look for places that are open to the public
  • A large dumpster near a wall can often be moved so that flipping up the lids creates an angled shelter to stay dry


HYGIENE

  • A membership to the YMCA is usually only 10$, which has a shower, and sometimes laundry machines and lockers.
  • Public libraries have bathrooms you can use
  • Dollar stores carry low-end soaps and deodorant etc.
  • Wet wipes are all purpose and a life saver
  • Local beaches, go for a quick swim
  • Some truck stops have showers you can pay for
  • Staying clean is the best way to prevent disease, and potentially get a job to get back on your feet
  • Pack 7 pairs of socks/undies, 2 outfits, and one hooded rain jacket


OTHER

  • first aid kit
  •  sunscreen
  •  a travel alarm clock or watch
  •  mylar emergency blanket
  •  a backpack is a must
  •  downgrade your cellphone to a pay as you go with top-up cards
  •  sleeping bag
  •  travel kit of toothbrush, hair brush/comb, mirror
  •  swiss army knife
  •  can opener

Reblog to literally save a life

if there is a Dollar Tree near you, they have entire food aisles

Planet Fitness also has $10 memberships. you can shower and they have free food days! pizza night 1st monday every month, bagel tuesday the 2nd tuesday every month.

Save a life reblog

i am so glad that i renblogged this however so long ago. i saw this post and shared it with others in mind, but now i am the one who really needs this. id like to think of this as good karma i guess

also a good list if anyone ever needs to run away from home for whatever reason.

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September 21, 2017

donutmongoose:

gayerthangrantaire:

its the cash Biden reblog in 30 seconds for money in your future

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September 20, 2017

gabrieldreyfuss:

Just released: my unofficial soundtrack for Wii Curling

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